Mens Fitness and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino are a match made in heaven
Television star (The Jersey Shore) meets trashy, ‘unhelpful in any way or form’ magazine. I admire a person that trains, keeps fit and enjoys life, but when someone gives themselves a moniker such as ‘The Situation’, I roll around on the floor laughing (or ROFL as you kids call it these days on the interwebs).
This site is all about debunking gimmicks in the fitness industry (for the most part anyway ;)). Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is a gimmick in every sense of the word.
Here is some of his finest douchery
I could sell t-shirts standing still,” he says. “Everybody loves me – Babies, moms, dogs…cougars! I have unbelievable mass appeal.
Yes, the mass appeal of root-canal.
Why else Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is lame
Yes, The Situation has biceps, a four-pack of abdominals and an ‘ok’ chest, but he also looks like he’s never worked on his back or shoulders in his life. Only the mirror muscles Mike? How many chin-ups can you do? Not many?
But who cares right — it’s ‘Arm Day’.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino even has a t-shirt
A ‘window’ on the abdominal area. How cute. I’d like to see one with ‘nipple windows’ or maybe a pair of shorts with a ‘twig-and-berry window’.
That’ll give you a REAL situation to deal with my friend.
Need more proof?
Here’s a blurb from Too Fab…
Want abs like Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino? Well, in the upcoming issue of Men’s Fitness, the hunky star of “The Jersey Shore” offers up 8 tips to get a rock-hard body.
8 tips? How fricken special
I love the blurb on the front cover too…
How to drink, party and get abs like these!
What the hell. A magazine couldn’t be any more irresponsible even if it hired Mel Gibson as its chief editor.
I’m pretty sure that NONE of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s 8 tips will offer you the ‘the holy grail‘ of advice on how to party your arse off and get six-pack abs at the same time. As I mentioned in tuesdays post, the whole six-pack abs thing is well out of hand right now and magazines such as this do nothing but exploit that fact.
Maybe I’m being too harsh on Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino…
Perhaps I need to go and buy a copy of Mens Fitness and then post an article on it telling everyone how I discovered ‘the holy grail‘. Or I could just shoot myself in the face…