I bet this is one video that Jason Statham wants set alight and burned into eternity. I mean, I’ve been liken as his doppelgänger in the past — not sure I want to be anymore *sniff*.
Head to 30 or so seconds in to see the hilarity. WARNING: You may need to bleach your eyeballs.
Thank you Clint for burning not only my eyeballs but the indelible image of Jason Statham dancing in… is that an animal print bikini bottom? Oh no, oh dear God no. And greased up no less… I doubt I’ll ever see the Crank movies the same now… I must go share this with friends and scar them as well.
I’m very sorry. I know, some things cannot be unseen.