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Lemon Detox Diet Review (Gimmick #7)

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Today I’m going rip the Lemon Detox Diet a new assh*le.

Why you say?

I’ve recently become inspired to do so due to the fact a friend of mine (who will obviously remain nameless) is currently enduring it.

I say ‘currently enduring’ because firstly, enduring such extreme forms of dieting is a mild form of torture and secondly, this isn’t the first time this person has decided to subject themselves to it.

But hold on a second…

Mariah Carey and Beyonce seem to swear by it don’t they? If one or more celebrities are endorsing such a diet, then surely it MUST work right?

Obviously Hollywood actresses hold all of the cards when it comes to nutrition, dieting and training advice. We should probably just shut up and take their word for it.

Firstly, I despise the word ‘DIET’

The very idea of considering a short-term weight loss strategy says to me that you will yo-yo yourself into a ‘fatter you’ immediately after you’ve finished the said diet.

Being lean year-round is a lifestyle choice, not a one-off surgical maneuver that will remove all of your bad ‘life decisions’ such as excess alcohol and poor food choices.

Unfortunately, there’s no scientific evidence that the diet removes any toxins, or that it achieves anything beyond temporary weight loss.[1]

Background of The Lemon Detox Diet

It was formerly known as The Master Cleanse. This was a diet initially published in the 1940s by a man named Stanley Burroughs, which substituted tea and lemonade made with maple syrup and cayenne pepper.

Of course, no food is allowed.

It’s followers claim that the diet removes fat (quickly) and cleanses the body

Unfortunately, there’s no scientific evidence that the diet removes any toxins, or that it achieves anything beyond temporary weight loss.[1]

What’s different with the Lemon Detox version then?

The formula was reinvented a few years back with the only difference being that Madal Bal syrup was added in alongside the maple syrup.

Whoopdy-f*ckin-do.

What it involves

During the ‘cleanse’, participants drink between 6 and 9 glasses of the concoction daily for about 10 to 14 days. Laxative tea and salt-water flushes are also taken.

You’d best move your bed into the bathroom as you’re toilet is about to become your BFF.

What’s in the drink itself

  1. One tablespoon (or 20 ml) of Madal Bal Natural Tree Syrup [a mixture of palm syrup and maple syrup]
  2. One tablespoon of lemon juice (freshly squeezed)
  3. Half a pinch of cayenne pepper
  4. Mix the ingredients and dilute with at least 250ml water

Cost

The Full Body Cleanse will set you back around $160 AUD (or $155 USD) for around 14 days worth.

The pros

  • Pretty cheap really – if you consider that it’s about 10 bucks per day and you’re not eating any food whatsoever, that’s a serious ‘pro’. It’ll mean you’ll have way more cash to spend on things such as champagne, botox and a set of ‘riding-gloves’ to slap yourself in the face with repeatedly ad nauseam.
  • You get to spend a large amount of your time on the toilet ‘expending’ what appears to look like something out of Alien.
  • You’ll probably lose somewhere between 3-6kg – The weight loss will be largely water-weight and the contents of your lower intestinal tract. But it’s all about the numbers on the scale right? (Wrong).
  • Increase in confidence and self-esteem – That’s at the end of the 14 days of course. In a month’s time, you’ll be back to hating yourself for putting back on the entire 6kg’s and inviting its 10kg cousin to the party (who the f*ck invited him?)

The cons

  • Protein, vitamin and mineral deficiencies.
  • Significant chance of muscle-loss (atrophy) – not so good if you’re involved in a weight training or ‘performance’ focused program. Might be awesome if you’ve got ‘too much muscle’ (doesn’t seem to be an issue for the most of us unless of course you’re Jay Cutler).
  • Weight is known to come back in droves after you’ve finished the diet.
  • Extreme aggravation from lack of food complete with some serious ‘hunger pains’.
  • Lack of energy.
  • Reduced metabolism.
  • Need I say more?

Some Testimonials

Folks such as Matt Smith from Sydney Morning Herald have stated:

Now, two weeks later, I’m sitting at a kilo less than what I weighed before I started the detox diet. Was that kilo worth the week that I went through? Not by a long shot. I’m eating healthy foods, I’m exercising daily, but it still leaves me wondering how long I’ll be able to keep even that one small kilo at bay.

Ellen Connolly from Body & Soul writes:

Supposed to ease back into eating with juice only, but I’m over it. Peanut butter on toast, coffee, champagne and canapes. Two months on Have regained 2kg but have reduced my coffee and alcohol intake (slightly). Am eating chocolate ice-cream as I write this!

In Summary

Avoid this sh*t like the plague.

Why place your body under severe stress for a short period, lose a tiny bit of weight, feel and look like sh*t then go back and put it all on again within a months time?

You need to re-evaluate your lifestyle before even considering the Lemon Detox Diet or any of these ‘fad cleansing diets’ for that matter.

Start by eating better, limiting your intake of poor foods, reducing alcohol and generally treating your body with the respect it deserves.

Citations

1. Jennifer Murray. “Master Cleanse pros & cons”. Livestrong.com. Retrieved 2012-03-22.

Over to you…

What are your thoughts on the Lemon Detox Diet or Master Cleanse? Have you had any experiences with them? Comment below.

AUTHOR - Clint Nielsen

Clint is the creator of Reveal The Steel. Follow on: Twitter, Facebook and Google+

  • Adam

    Stupid shit like this should be banned.

    • http://revealthesteel.com/crudefitness Clint

      Agreed.

  • alex

    Common sense. A lot of people don’t think it through. A starvation diet? Of course the results won’t last. How could they. You just shed water and empty your intestines (at least 2lbs worth). I’m with you – weightloss is a lifestyle change involving eating right and excercising. Not a week long countdown to when you can have cake and pizza again.

  • http://nononsensefitnesstips.com Austin

    People will do absolutely ridiculous things, so they don’t have to eat healthy/